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the killzone: where good ideas go to die
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  #!/bin/kill-9.hobbiton.org

news:

stuff to click


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* home *

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blog

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read news

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linux & me

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shell scripting

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unix shells

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what is kill-9?

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BOFH

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got geek?

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sorta like road kill on the information super highway

i finally fixed the blog problem, hopefully once and for all. you can see the new blog here.

if you have been here before, most of the content here is woefully out of date. kindly disregard the linux section as it is like 6 years old. this site is 9 years old as of 2006, the blog is probably 6 years old. i have run the site here since i got my account with hobbiton, back when they were public access.

the blog updates frequently, tho i would not say it updates regularly. i have been known to post 4 times in a day, and have been know to go months between updates. most of what i write is ranting and complaining anyway, so if you are desperate for content, peruse the archives, there's plenty of ITguy angst to go around.

if you haven't been here before, then welcome to the killzone. no i am not a contract killer or axweilding maniac. i'm a just your average geek that likes to write. feel free to look around. here, you won't find my resume, pictures of my cat, or my boring life story. what you will find are news headlines grabbed hourly from the web, some articles on a couple of things that i've done and some geek humor. so if you or somone you know is a geek, have a look around, hopefully it isn't the worst 10 minutes you've spent on the internet in a while :-)

   
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* home *    
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blog    
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read news    
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linux & me    
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shell scripting    
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unix shells  
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what is kill-9?    
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BOFH    
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got geek?    
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l33t